(◡‿◡✿)

anerdthatlovesdrumcorps:

what if instead of saying shut up we just yelled decrescendo at people

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

holy-punk:

how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old

fake-mermaid:

i have been laughing at this photo for so long now i dont know why

myrtlewilson:

myrtlewilson:

fun fact one time i auditioned for a play and the character called for a russian accent and i did mine for the director and got the part and she stopped me on my way out and asked my how i got it so believable sounding and i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was because of the amount of time i spend imitating chekov from star trek when i’m home alone

i’m nominated for an acting award at my school now because of this

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

spacegiants:

mensrightsactivist:

(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)